I ran across this article the other day:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704111504576059713528698754.html

THIS is what is making all us Asian kids nerds. Reading the Wall Street Journal and things like that. Our parents encourage it, and it stops us from going outside and playing sports like normal kids. I think congress should force these companies to restrict sales of these kinds of media to Asian families to force kids like me to go outside more instead of becoming some sort of nerd vampire.

Oh, yeah, and the whole "Asian Mom" thing. You probably shouldn't forget about that.